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2007-09-14T14:55:00.000-07:00

HI ppl!

Its Nearly 2AM, and im writing this to express how ... shit i don't have words to express how im feeling. I knew Mauritius was dangerous by night, i even experienced it, but not to that extent. Here is why :

11.10 pm - I left my usual Cstrike session to meet my couzin and went to get some smokes, way back we stop at an intersection coz of the lights..

I was blabling some stuff when kevin (my couz) noticed some ppl approaching, what caught my attention is that they were very loud, as if they were furious or something.
"heh drunk mofos," i said.

" i think they'r coming our way " kevin burped! so whats the deal? at that particular point of time i had no idea of what would follow.

2 of the guys came by the car, " yo man , need your help , do you have 5 bucks and a cig?"

Tssk usual " bater biss " stuff! NO sir, when we replied by the negative, they started shouting for reinfoncements! o.0 wtf? 6 other assholes came by the car and tried to open the doors! fortunately it was equipped with central locking stuff and the windows were up.

they started to ram both sides of the vehicle, smashing the windows and windshield like mad, the only reflex i had is to protect my eyes!" unfortunately one of their empty bottles crashed through the driver's window and hit kevin's head, he hit the gas violently to shake loose of the Zombie horde and dash furiously to anywhere far from them.

we then stopped , both shaky , kevs head a bit damaged . what to do? get reinforcements and go back to beat the shit out of those bastards? No , we are grown ups now, diplomacy, i called my dad to know what's the nxt step. Meanwhile we had a look at the damage!.

1 of the bottles even remained intact!

kev after the storm!

11.15pm - when everything was over. We went to the Police for statements and stuff then to the hospital for first aid .. tssskkk.

Another bad Trip!

im too tired to write more details...
cheers

Pain!

2007-09-04T07:48:00.000-07:00

Yo blogers and curious ppl!

Yesterday was awful, i had to undergo a minor interviention in my left foot. yeh.. i stepped on broken glass or whatever shit it was, i didnt even feel it until it started an infection... then i had to admit it was a serious thing and went to my doc! According to him, "foreign body acting as prime factor of infection" ect ect! Here comes the painful part :( when i arived at the clinic, the surgeon had a look at the foot and with a smile said "Don't worry tough guy , its only a 15 min surgery under local anesthesia". i dont know why but i felt more anxious and guess why? Local anesthesias means they stick their damn injections near the area they gonna cut or whatever!!!!!! i started to panic , not that i was afraid of the needles but i knew the pain!!!

Then came the moment i laid on the cold bed with blinding fogs in my eyes (heh a bit cliché but its just how it is!) i saw a table full of torture intruments, i started shakin... there were two of them busy cleaning the area of my foot and talkin in their lingo (aliens, i imagined), Suddenly one of the them talked like a human "You are going to feel a little pain in your foot , its only the anaestesic solution being injected" DAMNNNNN!!! i could not describe how that was horrible... feeling that sharp cold needle entering that sensible foot flesh EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!

i thougt it was over then i had another one left to my injury ,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ,then another one to the right, i started to wish for a general knock-out method instead , laughing gas owns! 5 Fucking foot puntures in total it hurts like hell ... then.. ..hehe nothing ... total numbness...

i could feel they were working on something , yeh i was still conscious, i could hear them tear the skin and remove the fragments of things that were stuck in, another unpleasant auditive experience, then to my surprise , they no more use thread and needles, old school style , to close whatever they opened, instead they use a pen like lazer instrument thats "welds" the open skin... once again unpleasant auditive trip, but this time with a bonus : Burnt skin odor! OMG i felt dizzy!

ITS OVER said the guys in green! hehe .. i was as pale as death. yeh ladies and gents . If ever you need to undergo a surgery , tell the surgeon to give u a total knock out aka anaesthesie generale before the start the massacre!

im slowly recovering from the bad trip .

cheerz

TAGGED -.-

2007-09-01T05:24:00.000-07:00

hey there ppl,
i know i know, im fuken lazy those days not posting a thing on the blog. But eh i love u :D. Guess what? I was making my routine check of new post and shouts on my fav blogs (see the roll) when WOW, i got tagged (again) by morinn .. and yeh its hell of a long questionnaire. I can't complain though, ive got some stuff to post on my blog and ive got friends who ermm who talk abt me on their blog hehehe.

First one, it's the 7 P's meme. So here goes:

Passion - music, big bikes , technology

Purpose - Multi

Pursuit - becoming better in everything i do

Position - 69 eh? .... ^^!

Pummeling - my fist on the wall when im mad at smthing.... (whats the point?)

Progress - STAGNANT for the time being .. 2007 is a fucking bad year for me :(

Personality - relaxed and positive-thinking tday...

The Fab 4 meme :
4 Jobs I've Held:

- [has been censored due to legal matters arising]

- Cd tester (holiday job @ nautilus bookshop).

- IT techie in a well known company (2004 -2007)

- Freelance Network Admin in another one. (up to now)

4 Films I Could Watch Over and Over:

- Cast away.

- Dawn of the dead.

- We were soldiers.

- every movie with hannibal lecter! .

4 Television Shows I Watch:

- Dr. House ( pwns )

- CSI (les experts - miami , las vegas , new york )

- Band of brothers

- camera cafe and kaamlott :P

4 Places I've Lived -

- Quatre bornes , 10 years (approx.)

- Rose hill, 13 years.

- Tananarive , madagascar, 1 week (holidays ... ewww)

- Paris, la Defense, 1 month (Holidays.... YAYYYY!)

4 Favorite Foods:

- Basic junk , fast food .

- typical mauritian Cuisine (hindu 7 cari , chinese bol renverser, arab briani ect)

- BBQ

- BEER! ( <3 )

4 Websites I Visit Every Day:

- www.morinn.blogspot.com ( and her blog roll :D )

- www.nubaz.net

- Google (default browser page lawl)

- http://www.lash-69.com/ (kewl Design btw.. train moi do!)

4 Places I Would Love To Be Right Now:

- In the arms of some hotchix

- Any beach

- DE_inferno

- Any other planet where lifeform is present

4 Favorite Colors:

- Black

- Red

- turquoise

- metallic Grey

4 Names That I Love and Would/Could Not Use For My Children:

- M0rph jr.

- m0rphmix jr.

- Saddam ?

- pti merdeux

damn i don't know if i should.. but that could be fun..

I TAG : Lash , Davina and fokchi lady ( si to ena blog .. sinon txt moi to rep lool)

DAmn nw i need to format all these...

thats all...

cheerz

Im back :D

2007-08-20T14:28:00.000-07:00

HEYYYYYYyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy,

i finally remembered the blog's passwords!!!! yesss .... now i can erm .. do more shitty posts? yeh ... they say when u get old u lose your mind. I guess it's not true :D look at me!!! yeh im only 23 (just recently)...

i need to update all that stuff and all so give me some times to learn all the codes and stuff again :P

oh the pic of me is horrific .. and my room is always in such a mess :D im proud

cheerz!

The Almighty

2007-05-16T11:40:00.000-07:00

Yo! was browsing for some stuff when i saw jokes abt CHUCK NORRIS!~ WTF? ah the guy who got his ass wipped by bruce lee in "La fureur du dragon" and still alive :s .. i read some of them and i pissed off my pants.. here goes

The pen is mighter than the sword, but only if the pen is held by Chuck Norris.

When Chuck does a pushup, he isn't lifting himself up, he's pushing the Earth down.

A high tide means Chuck Norris is flying over your coast. The tide is caused by God pissing his pants.

Scotty in Star Trek often says "Ye cannae change the laws of physics." This is untrue. Chuck Norris can change the laws of physics. With his fists.

Chuck Norris doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys chairs, bedframes, and sidewalks.

Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks don't really kill people. They wipe out their entire existence from the space-time continuum.

Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.

Let the Bodies Hit the Floor" was originally written as Chuck Norris' theme song.

Chuck Norris' first job was as a paperboy. There were no survivors.

The Drummer for Def Leppard's only got one arm. Chuck Norris needed a back scratcher.

With the rising cost of gasoline, Chuck Norris is beginning to worry about his drinking habit.

When Arnold says the line "I'll be back" in the first Terminator movie it is implied that is he going to ask Chuck Norris for help.

chuck Norris' testicles do not produce sperm. They produce tiny white ninjas that recognize only one mission: seek and destroy.

To be or not to be? That is the question. The answer? Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?

Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.

70% of a human's weight is water. 70% of Chuck Norris' weight is his dick.

Chuck Norris uses 8'x10' sheets of plywood as toilet paper.

It is said that every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time God masturbates, Chuck Norris kills a lion.

Mr. DJ

2007-05-13T19:55:00.000-07:00

Hello friends....

After weeks of silence i finally got something to share. I was out for the entire week-end coz there was a party at my couzin's and was the guy who would be providing music. that was supposed to be some "routine" entertainment till one of my other couz called to tell he wont be able to provide us with his power speakers.... No need to say that everyone was in some sort of panic. Fortunately we found another guy to provide speakers and to my surprise he was a dj too. i was like intimidated by his equipment as i had only my PC...

7P.M saturday - the guests started to move in ... ahhhh forgot to mention: Girls bday = MANY girls haahah..
The dj was playing some kenny G stuff ... and i was busy welcoming the fresh meat :P

9p.m everybody was wondering when they would hear something to dance ... and errmm .. the Dj was still with his "music en sourdine" stuff. Went to see him and told him its time to push the decibels and start the party... sure he got some tunes ... but after another 30 mins nobody was on the dancefloor ...

Here comes the good part hehee....

some of the ppl who knew me started to tell me to go there and show what i got .. and one of my cousins made things worse... he proposed a DJ battle between me and the other guy. Connected my stuf to his mixer and let him do the opening ... then while he was still messing around i just cut his channel dry and a " PUT UR HANDS UP FOR DETROIT" announced the house session .... everybody screamed and rushed to shake their ass ... "DJ Dan! DJ Dan!" they shouted Frantically.. Wow That was euphoric and i felt like being a supa star ... that also helped to calm the shakes i was gettin...

The other guy was so pissed, i could read that Hatred expression on his face ... hey isnt my fault if ur crap dude! He got nothing (tunes and talent) to answer to my demo... and then asked me to continue to mix till the end ... i kept the dancefloor full till 3.am ...

Said that, i seriously think abt buying some equipment a hercules MK2 console to begin wih ( Mixing on a keyboard doesn't give a serious "pro" look.)
i will skip the technical detail coz i think i wrote enuff. Waitin for my couz to send me the pics .. :D

Sili conne

2007-04-25T12:01:00.000-07:00

Nothing much tday ... yawnzzzz... between blogging and some scarface sessions there's not much. But i spent 3/4 of my time sitting on that damn PC..... OOOOOOOUUUHHHH...shittt, im sorry ... let me show u my baby! yeah , i spend most of my time with her. Another NERD one might say, Fuck off! You need one too! Else how the hell can you be reading that shit? Here it goes...

Quite standard huh? yeah i don't have one of those ALIENWARE Bimbo :( noticed ti boite embassy? hihihi

partly naked Darling ....

In the dark Yeahhh Babyyy .... lol sorry, i just love that glow effect ...
its quite impressive when i just switch it on at parties where i mix... Sound reactive cold cathodes Rock!!!! hehehe

now stop drooling, ur keyboard will burn! cheerz

FRAGS OUTTTTTT!!!!!!

2007-04-24T03:40:00.000-07:00

Ahemmmm ... ok the Reason of this post is that i remembered that yesterday i skipped a Bloodstrike session wid my team mates. Sure some readers might not understand a word of what Im talking about. Fuck yo! im talking about One of my fav hobbies and passion since im kid (for some wives say im still one)that is Gaming, Hardcore Gaming. Yeah im one of those video Games Addict spending hours, Worse days, Worst Week-ends in LAN parties or online Fragging like hell. My specialty is FPS (FIRST PERSON SHOOTERS) but i also like other types. DAMN im starting a biography...

MY team line up: Sacha , H3llboy , Nesh , Munna , Kyun , slim and Assaulter (UT)

And Yeah thats the logo of my favourite playground :P Only those exceeding godlike skills can think about a challenge in Deck-17. Bragger? No, just try me :D

OH thats my mouse, getting some rest after a match ROFL :P

Dedicated to my dear Fragmates :D

ps. FRAGS means 1 kill or point u score each time a bullet ends the life % of an enemy

Thoughts

2007-04-23T13:03:00.000-07:00

Hey bottle lovers!! I've spent hours trying to give my "dummy" blog a face .. yeah quite curious huh.. this was supposed to be only for testing, but i finally decided that this would be the core itself. Two main resons (though i don't owe u an explanation)
1. I'm too damn lazy to start over another one.
2. Jev and Morinn already left a comment (thats too kewl)

This is still a Beta version, i wont puke out all the warnings and notices Big corporates usually do for their products. lol. Adjustments will be made so be sure to chek out or just rot my shoutbox!
BTW suggestions are welcome.

Thanks a lot ma lovely Khev for making me start that crap and at the same time getting something interesting to do , Morinn for her precious help, and motivation, and Jev for making morinn so horny and willing to help ... heheh uve inspired me lots!

seen me before?

2007-04-23T11:44:00.000-07:00

2007-04-23T11:36:00.001-07:00

well this is a test! any incoveniece caused by this rubbish will only lead in pissing the damn author even more. 3Rd person Writting is cool. The author wishes to thank all his friends , family, Wives , ex wives, Drug dealers, alcohol smugglers, hookers for disregarding any offencive comments that this crap will contain....

do drugs
do hookers
do nothing

peace