Yo blogers and curious ppl!
Yesterday was awful, i had to undergo a minor interviention in my left foot. yeh.. i stepped on broken glass or whatever shit it was, i didnt even feel it until it started an infection... then i had to admit it was a serious thing and went to my doc! According to him, "foreign body acting as prime factor of infection" ect ect! Here comes the painful part :( when i arived at the clinic, the surgeon had a look at the foot and with a smile said "Don't worry tough guy , its only a 15 min surgery under local anesthesia". i dont know why but i felt more anxious and guess why? Local anesthesias means they stick their damn injections near the area they gonna cut or whatever!!!!!! i started to panic , not that i was afraid of the needles but i knew the pain!!!
Then came the moment i laid on the cold bed with blinding fogs in my eyes (heh a bit cliché but its just how it is!) i saw a table full of torture intruments, i started shakin... there were two of them busy cleaning the area of my foot and talkin in their lingo (aliens, i imagined), Suddenly one of the them talked like a human "You are going to feel a little pain in your foot , its only the anaestesic solution being injected" DAMNNNNN!!! i could not describe how that was horrible... feeling that sharp cold needle entering that sensible foot flesh EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!
i thougt it was over then i had another one left to my injury ,AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ,then another one to the right, i started to wish for a general knock-out method instead , laughing gas owns! 5 Fucking foot puntures in total it hurts like hell ... then.. ..hehe nothing ... total numbness...
i could feel they were working on something , yeh i was still conscious, i could hear them tear the skin and remove the fragments of things that were stuck in, another unpleasant auditive experience, then to my surprise , they no more use thread and needles, old school style , to close whatever they opened, instead they use a pen like lazer instrument thats "welds" the open skin... once again unpleasant auditive trip, but this time with a bonus : Burnt skin odor! OMG i felt dizzy!
ITS OVER said the guys in green! hehe .. i was as pale as death. yeh ladies and gents . If ever you need to undergo a surgery , tell the surgeon to give u a total knock out aka anaesthesie generale before the start the massacre!
im slowly recovering from the bad trip .
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Tuesday, September 4, 2007
Posted by m0rph at 7:48 AM